SCRIPT
CAST MEMBERS:
Mark Whitney (Shady), Rose Fletcher (Shiny),
Shadoe Stevens (God), & Alpha Carotene (Herself)
SFX:
Free Range Chickens Happily Clucking
MUSIC
Heart Attack Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!
B ROLL
Gang Fight · Chick Fil-A-Cows & Chickens
Fried Chicken Processing Plant
GOD
HE DIED ON NATIONAL FRIED CHICKEN SANDWICH DAY. BUT I SENT HIM BACK ON A MISSION FROM ME — GOD.
SFX LIGHTNING STRIKE
GOD
SO PUT DOWN THAT DONUT AND AUDIT YOUR INTAKE WITH THE LATE SHADY O’LEERY!
SHADY (Holding Double Stuf Oreos)
WHAT IS ‘STUF’ WITH ONE EFF?
GOD
AND WORLD CLASS ASSET MANAGER, SHINY FANG!
SHINY (at the studio fridge)
WHERE’S MY SALADDD???!!!
SFX APPLAUSE, CHICKENS LAUGHING
SHINY & SHADY TITLE CARD
