Shiny & Shady · Let's Audit Your ASSS
"If you like the subversive sort of things John Oliver is up to, you will love the underhanded sort of things we stoop to." ~Shiny Fang, MBA, The Late Shady O'Leery, God, & Alpha Carotene, our hyper-carotenemia-addled mascot downsized by Sesame Street.